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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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