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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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