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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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