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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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