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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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