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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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