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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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