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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Picard eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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