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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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