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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rex eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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