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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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