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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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