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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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