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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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