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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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