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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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