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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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