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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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