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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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