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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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