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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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