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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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