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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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