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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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