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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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