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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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