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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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