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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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