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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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