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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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