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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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