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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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