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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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