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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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