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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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