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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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