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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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