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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Roxy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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