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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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