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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Maya eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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