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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Stella eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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