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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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