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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Gus eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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