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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Sparky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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