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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Sparky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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