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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Murphy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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