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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Toby eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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