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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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