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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rosie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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