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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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