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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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