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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Alfie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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